Introductions

#1—Laser Monkey & Chinese Unicorn Giraffe

#2—The Secrets of Immortality & Self-replicating Monkeys

#3—Afterlife Paperwork & Sun Wu Karen

#4—Earlobe Elongation & Embroidered Balls

#5—How to Deal with a Narcissist in Your Organisation

#6—Avian Slut Shaming & Deification of Hydraulic Engineers

#7—Numious Brassières

#8—Diss Tracks

#9—Skin Quilt & the Return of Embroidered Balls

Real Person Fan Fiction

When History is Inconvenient for Your Plot

#10—Ghosts in Your Blood

#11—I Can’t Get a Ghost Mortgage I’ve Got Terrible Ghost Credit

#12—The Journey Actually Starts

Special Automatic Transcription Concussion Edition

#13—Sometimes You Eat a Tiger, Sometimes a Tiger Eats You

#14—He’s Back

#15—There Was a Young Dragon Who Swallowed a Horse…

#16—Never Listen to Someone Who Calls Himself “Big Plan”