Hello, friends! Wait! What's that behind your mirror... why, it's the Angel of Movies, Gerry Butler(!) in his most challenging role yet: a singer! But is he *really* that bad of a vocalist? We spend the next TWO HOURS gushing on Patrick "Ocean Daddy" Wilson, dunking on Pierce "SOS" Brosnan, and breaking down the highs and lows of this, Joel Schumacher's definitive Phantom adaptation.