Revenge? Return? The Jedi Finale and the Bear That Eats You!

The Penny Men have reached the end of the original trilogy, and boy, does this one have everything:

• Luke Skywalker pulling the old “But what if I can redeem him?” move
• Obi-Wan serving half-truths and Force ghosts in equal measure
• Teddy bears winning a war with sticks, logs, and sheer audacity
• Vader’s big redemption arc (and his big egg head reveal)
• John Williams flexing harder than a Wookiee on Life Day!

We cover the good, the goofy, and the galaxy-sized stakes:

• Why the title changed from Revenge of the Jedi to Return of the Jedi
• How many Bothans really died for this plot
• Ewok traps vs. Imperial tech (and who wins in a fair fight)
• Luke vs. Vader: the ultimate dad issues showdown
• The Emperor’s new lightning trick
• And that ending: fires, fireworks, and Force ghosts!

All that plus tangents about:

• Willow
• Weird X-Men trivia
• Tarzan-y Chewbacca
• And a very strong case for Ewok cannibalism! (Write in: Is it cannibalism if they eat stormtroopers?)

Grab your medals, bang on some stormtrooper helmets, and join us for the galaxy’s most yub-nub-tastic party!