Candy is the devil's bate, guys. What do awful pedophile kidnappers use to lure in children? CANDY! Are you seeing a pattern here? Well, probably not, since we've only given you one example, but you get the idea. It's bad stuff. But Laura Willcox wants to suck and smack on the stuff forever though!

Laura Willcox is a wonderful writer and performer. You can buy her book I Am Bride and then watch her work on The Jim Jefferies Show on Comedy Central right NOW.

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