#90 - ALPACAS! (Color Out of Space. The Endless)
Description
It’s a full-on cosmic horror double feature this week as we dive into Color Out of Space (2019) and The Endless (2017) — two movies where the universe is broken, time is meaningless, and Nicolas Cage might be your dad.
We kick things off with Richard Stanley’s goo-soaked nightmare Color Out of Space, where Nicolas Cage yells about alpacas, chugs space milk, and absolutely loses his marbles in a way only Nicolas Cage can. There’s a meteor in the yard, purple lightning in the well, and a disturbing lack of child supervision. Bonus points for Joely Richardson slowly fusing with her son in the kitchen blender from hell. Oh, and Tommy Chong lives in the woods recording alien vibes on cassette like a stoner Fox Mulder.
Then we head into The Endless (dir. Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead) — a movie where time loops are everywhere, everyone’s in a cult (sorta), and reality is held together by what may or may not be a cosmic sadist in the sky. Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead star as brothers returning to their old cult campsite, only to discover that time is a circle, no one leaves the tent, and the beer is still free (so... not all bad?).
Derick tries to unpack the cult’s Netflix-worthy pitch. James compares The Entity to a hungover god watching YouTube fails. Josh wonders if the Cabin in the Woods dome tech is involved. Justin swears The Endless is a metaphor for aging millennials stuck in their hometown group chat.
Mind-Melting Topics Include:
- Meteor goo and why alpacas are the first to go
- Why The Endless is It Follows for philosophy majors
- The rules of time loops and how badly we’d mess them up
- Is the color in Color Out of Space evil… or just lonely?
- “Stay out of the basement” energy from both movies
- Cosmic horror vs. existential dread: Who wore it better?
- The Entity in The Endless: unknowable god or artsy Dungeon Master?
WTF Highlights:
- Cage’s fruit rant, rated 10/10 on the Cage Scale™
- Is The Endless secretly a flex about low-budget filmmaking that slaps?
- Would you join a UFO cult for free beer and campfires? (Asking for a friend)
- Why everything is terrifying when time is a flat circle and the goats are screaming
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