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9a Fake Words People Use All The Time And Radio Scandals 1-29-25
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Okay, kids.
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Valentine's days around the corner.
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Obviously, if you've been to a grocery store or a Walgreens or a CVS, you've seen all the candy.
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You've seen the balloon.
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All the stuff.
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The displays are out.
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Oh, yeah.
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The corner.
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10s with the big pink teddy bears already out.
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I see that guy's like I'm at the stoplight.
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He's got a bunch of flowers.
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Oh, really?
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It might not be the best purchase.
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I mean, it's a little too early right now.
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I mean, we're not even in February.
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I think those are just for you screwed up.
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Yeah, I know Wednesday.
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Sorry.
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Sorry, I messed up.
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Okay, so if you hand somebody a candy heart with the words marry me on the heart, which is one of the standards they've always printed on the conversation hearts.
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It could be legally binding.
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That's considered a proposal.
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They added a feature to their website for sweet hearts where you can scan the hearts with your phone and it helps you follow through your pledge.
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If you scan a marry me heart, it leads to a site that helps you actually get married online.
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The move in heart helps you hire movers.
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The number four with ever heart helps you by heart-shaped grave stones.
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They started this gimmick last year and it actually caught some fire, right?
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It started trending because it's just kind of something really just kind of kitschy that they did that actually is helpful.
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I'm going to move in with you.
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I need some movers.
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Just go to their website and scan that and that's where you're going to find the information.
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Would you ever go to date on Valentine's Day at first date?
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Because I've read somewhere somebody a lot of pressure into it.
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Like, you know, I don't mind.
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People say it's bad to do that, but I don't care.
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If I find some and cool, I'll go to first date.
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I mean, there aren't good deals.
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Like, I went to a place last time.
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It was like 40 bucks.
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You got a big pizza and a bottle of wine.
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That's a cheap.
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What was the super busy in their amount?
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It wasn't.
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It was like a lounge type of place.
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It was chill.
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I mean, if I was single and dating and somebody asked me out for Valentine's Day, my condition would be only for going to like a place like Chipotle.
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I don't like Valentine's Day going out on that night because I used to wait tables and I just hated it.
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So I mean, that's just my personal thing.
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She doesn't know that you have somebody to go with.
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Yeah, it's fine.
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I think the Valentine's Day itself doesn't bother me.
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It's just the frenzy and restaurants of how long the weights are and reservations are needed and all that.
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I don't need the frills.
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You know, this true story in my husband.
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I did sit ask him to take me to Chipotle one Valentine's Day went to the one on Shepard and I was so happy kicking back a long neck beer and having the burrito.
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Yeah.
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He was like, this doesn't make any sense.
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I go, this is who you married.
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I go, I'm fine.
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I feel like maybe if there was no pressure, the person asked me, why not?
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Why not?
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Do you feel like with your fiance, you have to like really put it out there for no, no, no, she's not into that.
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It's not at all.
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No, not at all.
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So if you ignored Valentine's Day, was she, she wouldn't be mad?
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I don't think so.
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I mean, you just try and make every day special.
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Well, come on now.
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That was good, though.
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That was good.
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Let's consider buried yet.
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That's what he's talking about.
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We'll talk.
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That was pretty good.
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Chase, man.
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Show us what was over.
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I'm going to try that one.
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Babe, sweet heart.
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By the way, is where you can scan the candy hearts and follow through with your pledges.
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But you know, if you actually want to get married, you have to go through the right channels.
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Now we have talked about in the past here on the Rulan Ryan show of words that don't make any sense.
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And what isn't a word and what is a word?
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The number one offender on this show is irregardless and supposedly we hear all the time from people who call our show.
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They'll say supposedly he told me irregardless.
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Irregardless is not a word regardless of things is a word.
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But don't put an IR in front of the word regard.
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People do that.
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I think that's it right there.
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Irregardless.
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Irregardless.
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Well, this regardless.
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There is an article about common things that people say that make no sense.
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And some of them are phrases.
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And actually, this is funny because I actually thought this as well.
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And I'm glad it's on the list.
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You know how they say money can't buy happiness.
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Okay, I get the deep part of that is like, you know, truly, you could be a billionaire and be alone and sad and lonely.
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But you're not happy.
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Let's be honest.
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I'm not happy.
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I'm at plenty of wealthy people there.
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Order a million dollars in our counts today.
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You don't think it would be smiling?
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Yeah.
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That's what I know.
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Let's get a buy some happy.
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Where's my job?
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Can we be going?
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Let's look at it.
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My that's because that's life changing.
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That would absolutely allow you to change your lifestyle completely.
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So every day, you know, thinking yes, I think it was at this time, yesterday or two days ago, you're like, somebody has like a billion dollars and they'd listen to our show and he's going to give us 10,000.
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We're like, break it.
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I'm not.
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Yeah, I'm not going to ask for a million.
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I'm not going to say, you don't need to chip me.
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I'll take that tip.
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I'm still waiting on someone to let us do the show on his yacht.
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Oh, that'd be so fun.
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You can keep on waiting.
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I know.
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I don't have time.
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I see him.
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I've seen him like three times this year.
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And he keeps saying, he'll come on the show.
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And then I'll give it to my people.
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That's because that's because Eric yells when he turns to say, yeah, let me see your yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then he's like, okay, now you're not in the safe zone anymore.
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Okay, other things that people say that make no sense.
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I'm healthy as a horse.
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People say, if you actually have a horse, you know, this does not work.
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I guess horses are not healthy.
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Aren't they?
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It's hard to keep them healthy.
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I don't know.
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I've never had healthy horses because they're not healthy.
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They get shot.
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Oh, you don't like that.
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Right?
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When they break their legs and stuff, it's not what we've known.
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Well, the old days, yeah, movies.
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But now, I think they heal them.
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They do heal them.
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They have cast.
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They have to do away.
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There's ones that, but that they don't run anymore.
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They're trying to get them to go out and stud.
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I mean, oh, that's true.
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They keep the ones in the Kentucky Derby and stuff.
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He's running days all over.
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But his banging days just began.
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Yeah.
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Okay, dog food days are your head.
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Oh, glue.
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Yellow.
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I told my children the other day, too.
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By the way, you know, there's like a hope that the yellow was like the hoof.
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It's got marrow in it.
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And they go, what?
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I said, it's delicious.
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What flavor do you want?
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No, I think they still have some form of marrow.
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Vegetarians are really against Jell-O.
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I mean, they've tried to make vegan Jell-O and it's not the same.
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And maybe they don't make glue out of horse anywhere, but I learned that on a TV show.
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So yeah, I don't think I'm sorry.
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Just just the thought or unthought.
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D-thought or unthought.
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I need a thought out.
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I've never said unthought.
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Yeah, I just say thought out.
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I have never defrost.
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Diffrost.
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I think we're combining two different.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Otherwise, you just thought you only need to thought it.
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Oh, this is a really common one that people say.
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Oh, you thought it?
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I thought too.
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I thought it.
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I thought it.
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I thought it was how to put it.
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I'm oh, I'm sweating like a pig.
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No, I said that.
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Do they do pigs don't sweat?
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That's why they wallow in mud to cool off their body temperature.
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Oh, they don't have any.
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They don't have sweat lands.
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No sweat lands.
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Okay.
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So you can't sweat like a pig.
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I used to play a pig.
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He's as a kid.
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My dad had a pig farm and they're so sick as the coyotes.
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We get in there once in a while and a little, my little pigies.
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My little pig.
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Those pigs are smart, man.
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They are smart.
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They can open things.
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They can do things.
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They're smarter than dogs.
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Are they really?
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And yet we eat them.
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Pop Billy pigs or regular pigs.
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They race for that Oreo.
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Yeah, well, the pig races.
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Some people they race for an Oreo.
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He used to.
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I don't know what they do at the rodeo here.
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Oh, I saw them last year.
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I don't remember.
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Yeah.
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I don't remember that now.
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We always had pig races back in the 90s and they go after an Oreo.
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I don't know what they do here.
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Well, if you've just been eating slop all day, I'm sure that's pretty enticing.
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But it makes sense why they wallow in the mud because the mud is cool.
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I guess they're skin.
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Now, how many times we've heard on this show, people say total 360.
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Oh, yeah, it should be 180.
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Yeah, 360.
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You just went in a circle right back where you were.
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There are total 360.
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I just can't believe it regardless.
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He did a total 360 when he was sweating like a pig at the ATM machine that Ryan's happiness.
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But it's someone's like Ryan always says ATM machine, but now you're saying automatic teller machine machine.
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What's the other one?
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Water heater or was it hot water heater?
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It's just water heater.
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If the water was already hot, you wouldn't need to heat it up.
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Yep.
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Oh, I never caught that.
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I don't say it, but I've never got that water.
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Yeah, water heater.
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Where's your water here?
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And Kevin side note, water heaters that are tankless.
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Is this taking over the regular water heaters?
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Because when I was a single girl, I had a plumber come to my house and now I know I was being victimized by his sales spiel.
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He's trying to scare the crap out of me that like this water heater is like 20 years old and it could explode and totally soak your ceiling and then it all fall down on to your bed.
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He is absolutely right at 20 years old and you probably had never cleaned that thing out.
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I had just bought the townhouse.
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People don't know this, but you're supposed to clean out to water heaters like every year because it becomes gummed up with all this calcium and junk.
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And then that's what leads to it like exploding or leaking or busting or so I live there for six more years.
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I never told you it was fine.
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No, a tankless, I mean, a tankless, you're going to save room and maybe a little bit of natural gas.
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Yeah, yeah, it really does free up a large part of your room.
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Because if you have a tankless and they can't get you with that, that sales pitch.
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Things are exploding.
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But you have to run, you have to run vinegar through it once a year to clean out the calcium.
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How do you do that?
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There is these attachments.
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If you're plumbered at right, you can attach it right into the bottom and run a little pump through it.
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So I got to go to my houses and do that once a year.
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I'm going to rain vinegar.
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Yes.
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How much vinegar?
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Like a big Costco size.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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In a bucket.
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You basically, you get the high test vinegar and just run it off.
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It cleans everything.
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Because it dissolves calcium.
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It's magic.
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It's the acid against the calcium and you run it through for an hour and it gets rid of the calcium.
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That's the same stuff when people want to pass drug tests.
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They go and they chug vinegar because it screws up.
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Those are what apples.
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I just remember here on that side of the way.
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That's how we get hired.
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No, that's right.
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That's like I did the drug testing at Camellus radio.
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When I ran Chevy says we're Hannah, at Dallas, I joined the KRB's group in Dallas.
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I'm such a man.
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I'm like, the guy that worked with goes, Eric, we got new jobs.
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But bad news is that they do drug tests.
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I'm like, I don't do drugs.
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That's fine with me.
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Yeah.
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I don't care.
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I'm like, jeez, man.
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How much drugs are you doing?
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Oh, they did a lot there.
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I was like, the guy's like, I'm in radio.
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What do you expect?
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Oh my god.
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Was that a myth or was that a true story that back when we worked for the other company and they had properties in Montrose that they were selling for high dollar.
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So to break apart the radio station, old boards and stuff, the stuff we talk about.
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Sam hits the buttons on the board.
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There were like drug bags under there.
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No, you're good.
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Okay.
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So here's one.
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I love it.
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That's where I started.
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Yeah, I love the truck bags under the board.
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Here's the honest truth.
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Okay.
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When I worked at 965 right out of college, they used to be on the 14th floor and they used to be 97 rock.
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That was the station.
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It had Moby in the morning movie.
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And when we were getting ready to move and they disassembled that studio, they lifted up the board and they found an old bag of probably like 30-year-old weed in it.
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It was just like, it was like all.
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So it was that old dust building, not the love it building.
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No, love it was Kayla.
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Wow.
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That was rock 101.
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But I thought it was the rock 101 board that had the drug bags.
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I saw this with my own eyes.
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I was like, oh my god, because I ended up having I gave Moby's couch to my brother Doug.
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He needed a couch and they were getting rid of all the furnishings in that station.
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Interesting.
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Sorry about Moby.
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If you are a long time he's studying, we're going really far back here.
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I was a child that went, you know, I was born and raised in Houston.
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So I was a child.
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I remember hearing him.
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And that's an adult.
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You're on the radio.
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You're an adult.
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Yep.
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I'm a kid.
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I was like, I don't know, six.
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And I remember the name because he would say the bad word.
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He'd say, get your lazy asses out of bed.
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That was a bad word.
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My mom will get mad that my brother had that on because that's not good.
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Yeah.
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So fast forward all these years later, I'm in radio when I got inducted into the Texas radio Hall of Fame, the person went right before me was Moby.
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Nice.
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Moby hired the same class.
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And he unfortunately.
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Yeah.
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That's the way last year.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if he was sick when he, no, he didn't know.
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He just didn't tell anybody sick.
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I don't know.
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He didn't make a thing about that when he got into the Hall of Fame.
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But that was a real full circle moment.
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And that guy, he was good.
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He was in Dallas as well.
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He made him a whole stick star.
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She put that in our intro.
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Yeah.
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If you go back and listen to it now, it's all very tame.
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But at the time, he went to do country.
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Mm hmm.
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Instead of rock.
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Well, he wanted his story is he wanted to be syndicated.
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And he knew that he couldn't be syndicated with the country voice up north on a rock format.
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And that's why he has country.
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This isn't the time of radio guys where there was no Google.
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There was no fact checking.
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And he was saying at the Texas radio Hall of Fame, the story was how he basically had killed this big music star, quote, unquote, killed.
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He announced he called the girl that was doing the overnight shift to say, hey, did you hear that?
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Was it?
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Who did Ryan's on Cowboy?
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Oh, Glenn Campbell.
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Yeah.
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He told that girl.
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And so they were out dropping.
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He said, Hey, say that this guy died.
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And she goes on the air.
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And she said it.
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And then it went like wildfire.
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And then I was like, Oh, my God, Glenn Campbell's dead.
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Yeah.
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He was a good death hoax.
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But back then, social media, yeah.
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When those social media, so back then, it wasn't like, you're going to get fired for saying that it was like, Oh, my God.
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You get promoted.
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You're amazing.
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The whole country's talking about that joke.
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But yet, there was a Houston pair of DJs that said something about Britney Spears.
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And Dallas, Dallas, was coming to Twitch.
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They said Britney Spears was killing the car.
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Oh, that's right.
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They got fired.
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And then the next two weeks later, they got mornings in Detroit, making a million.
00:13:51
Well, that didn't work the same way for this guy that used to do overnight here.
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He got a job in Austin.
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And he said that the spice girls had died in a car car in a plane crash.
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Oh, I remember that.
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And then he was just fired.
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Never heard from again.
00:14:01
That's crazy.
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It's like, you can't just, you can't just do that.
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You can't do that.
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You do that.
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It's crazy.
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It's crazy.
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It's crazy.
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I know.
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No.
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God cannot on your own.
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All right, guys.
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Thank you so much for listening to today's Roland Ryan show.
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There's a thing you miss.
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Go to krbe.com also go to our YouTube channel because you'll see the full interview with Mo Amher.
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His season two show of Mo on Netflix hits on Thursday today.
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The River Oaks theater with the TRE.com is where you can go.
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And we have a lot of people that listen to our podcast.
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But also if you want to watch stuff, because Irvin does a great job of segments we do.
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He'll put my social media, but he puts the long form on there.
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So if you go to krbe YouTube, a lot of people don't even know about this thing.
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We don't talk about it enough.
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Oh, segment.
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That's cool.
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That's really fun.
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Have a moment here.
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Yeah, lots of cool stuff.
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Well, we got six o'clock Thursday morning.
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I want to four by one.
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KRBE.
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Bye.
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