Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt

Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo

Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field

Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips

A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”

“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”

Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio

Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"

Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready

“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025

“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers

An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala

“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…

The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown

The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”

“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”

Bird Monogamy and B.Y.O.P(ee)

“That’s Me” and Step-Mum Love

“You’re a DMV 4 and a NASA large”

“ Sir, I am holding your pants. Presumably, I should be able to see your IP. I cannot…”