Daddy Bear and Keistered Cookies

The Pool Pianist and Sexy Raptor Sounds

“You got an STD at a funeral? …free pickle side…”

Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown

Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt

Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo

Married for McNuggets and Plowing the Field

Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips

A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”

“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”

Is He Here for the Snacks or the Sweet Revenge?: The Memoir of Damon Puracchio

Ghost Cops and "It's not effing chalk!"

Freaky Frogs, The Wrong Leg, and Always Hot & Ready

“In my butt” & “Ohhhh, that’s why they died…” -That Checks Out 2025

“Surprisingly Little Baggage” and Swan Uppers

An Industrial Banging and Oceans Koala

“for 4 seconds of your life you became a Willson in the vicinity of a Puracchio” …Good Boy…

The Perfect Pie and A Bear Crown

The Adequate Horn and “Can I get some of those?”

“Fat guys don’t smell toast, they smell grilled cheese”