I’m there to Honor, ‘You’ve never been good at school. I always thought you took after me’

‘I haven’t come here today to listen to you badmouth my mother – the axe-faced old trout'

‘My old dear said you had a kid together. Well, I’m its half-brother. Or half-sister if it’s a girl’

‘Only cheat with someone who’s married. It’s the principle of mutually assured destruction’

‘I strip down to my boxers. I can always drive home commando. Wouldn’t be the first time’

When Ronan was 10, I said, ‘I need to have the chat with you about sex.’ And he said, ‘What are you wanting to know, Rosser?’

The dude goes, ‘The famous Rosser, what?’ looking me over like I’m a buffet item gone cold

‘You wouldn’t last one day as a girl,’ Honor tells me

‘You’re both loved and feared, Honor – and I’m so proud’

‘Why do you want to go disinterring the past, Ross?’

Sorcha is standing at the island with a boning knife in one hand and an espresso in the other, grinning at us like a serial killer

The old dear goes, ‘I don’t want my vital work on the campaign Move Funderland to the Northside to die with me’

‘I remember Past Ross thinking, you need to stort being nicer to Future Ross. He’s a genuinely good bloke’

‘Sorcha, I’m wondering is climate justice maybe a bit above Santa’s pay grade?’

Sorcha goes, ‘I make no apologies for saying it, Honor. You are a danger to democracy’

When they see the copper, the triplets think it’s about them gobbing on the cauliflower and turmeric latte crowd - which I’m not even sure is a crime’

‘We’ve no idea what caused the fire. And we’re sticking to that story’

‘People in the crowd are staring at Honor like she’s a cold sore on debs night’

‘The thought of booking a table for one at Shanahan’s on the Green got me through my prison sentence’

JP is staring at me like I’ve said I’m really enjoying his old dear’s OnlyFans account