Nvidia's about to pull the rug out from under us, cutting GPU production by up to 40% in early 2026 thanks to some DRAM supply shenanigans. So, if you're itching for a new graphics card, better act fast—like, this month fast—because the wait could stretch out to two, three, or even four years if you decide to sit this one out. Spoiler alert: that’s about as appealing as a soggy sandwich. And let’s not even get started on the Epic Game Store—I'm officially over it. Free games? Who cares if it hogs my system resources like a greedy roommate? All this while we ponder the absurdity of it all, from AI’s potential in gaming to the messy state of industry diversity discussions. Buckle up, folks, it’s a wild ride through the gaming landscape, and trust me, you’re gonna want to hang on tight!

Takeaways:

• Nvidia is cutting GPU production by 40% due to DRAM shortages, which is just fantastic news for gamers everywhere, right?
• If you need a graphics card, get it now—you might as well be in a race against time.
• With current PC demands, you might be waiting for years for the next big GPU release—talk about a nail-biter!
• Epic Game Store? Please. If it clogs my system, it’s getting the boot faster than a bad haircut.
• The RAM situation is dire; 32GB is a joke, and 16GB is the sweet spot for gamers—so let’s all pray for cheaper RAM!
• Starfield’s launch? A whole lot of loading screens and not enough fun, so yeah, no surprise there.

Companies mentioned in this episode:

• Nvidia
• Epic Games
• Riot Games
• Bungie
• Warner Brothers
• Avalanche Software
• Techland
• Activision
• EA