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00:01:20 Happy 40th to Pat, how do you feel?

00:05:40 The River Thames has a wet wipe island, and it's disgusting

00:11:00 South Carolina elections chairman might have tried, allegedly, to dose his granddaughters with ecstasy via a DQ Blizzard!? 

00:23:05 Stories from the Discord “Bad News” Thread, including Chinese Hacking, Joe Gibbs trending, horrible Cowboys trades, 

00:27:25 Sam’s Club employee with enormous forehead stabs customer with scissors

00:33:45 Bad news for fat people who fly Southwest Airlines 

00:40:40 Jason Vaughn from Fat Guy Tested, a hidden gem on the internet, is must-watch content

00:43:35 The Japanese want to limit cell phone usage 

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