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Bagel Emoji: What an Orthodox Jew learned while living as Reform for a week

Bagel Emoji: What an Orthodox Jew learned while living as Reform for a week

Update: 2025-12-08
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In certain Orthodox Jewish circles, Reform Judaism is synonymous with far-left, queer, antifa-aligned eco-protesters—and, if your only information about such things comes from the internet, that perception may go unchallenged.


Jesse—who does not publicize his last name, but writes a Substack under the pseudonym "Bagel Emoji"—wanted to see things for himself. He decided to explore the denomination in more depth for a blog post that contextualizes Orthodox suspicions and breaks down real life in a Reform synagogue.


In his essay, "I spent a week as a Reform Jew, and this is what happened", Bagel Emoji (who says he lives between traditional and modern Orthodox) describes with an outsider's comedic eye the details many Reform Jews take for granted: the penchant for singing, the pink tallits, the old age of nearly every congregant.


He joins Phoebe Maltz Bovy to explain his weeklong immersion on this week's episode of The Jewish Angle.


Credits




  • Host:
    Phoebe Maltz Bovy




  • Producer and editor:
    Michael Fraiman




  • Music:
    "
    Gypsy Waltz
    " by Frank Freeman, licensed from the Independent Music Licensing Collective




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Bagel Emoji: What an Orthodox Jew learned while living as Reform for a week

Bagel Emoji: What an Orthodox Jew learned while living as Reform for a week