Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops & Macaroni Cheese
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Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops & Macaroni Cheese
A Light Hearted Tinned Food Tour of UK Payment Systems
đ Episode Summary:
In this fun and food-themed episode of Payments:Unpacked, host Mike Chambers serves up a light-hearted comparison of the UKâs most common payment schemes â Faster Payments, Bacs, and the cheque clearing system â using a trio of classic tinned foods.Â
From the future-ready baked beans of Faster Payments to the reliable-but-slow Spaghetti Hoops of Bacs, and the dusty shelf-sitter Macaroni Cheese that is the cheque, we explore how Britainâs financial infrastructure works â and which tins you want in your cupboard.
Whether you're a finance nerd or just here for the beans, this episode will leave you with a smile and a better understanding of how money moves in the UK.
âąď¸ Episode Timestamps:
00:00 â Intro
Why we're comparing financial infrastructure to tinned food (and why it totally works).01:14 â Faster Payments = Baked Beans
Speedy, reliable, and always ready when you are.02:41 â Bacs = Spaghetti Hoops
Slightly dated, slightly slow, but still gets the job done.03:40 â Cheques = Tinned Macaroni Cheese
Technically still edible, but best left untouched unless desperate.04:39 â Which Tin (Payment System) Is Right for You?
A quick guide on when to use each option.05:37 â Final Thoughts + Outro
Beans are the future. Cheques, not so much.
đ§ Key Takeaways:
Faster Payments is fast, available 24/7, and ideal for real-time transfers.
Bacs is reliable for scheduled payments like salaries and direct debits, but takes 3 days.
Cheque clearing is outdated, slow, and fading from everyday use.
Each system has its place â but only one feels like it belongs in the 21st century
đ Final Thoughts: Whatâs In Your Financial Cupboard?
The next time you reach for a tin â or make a bank transfer â ask yourself:
Am I moving money like itâs 2025⌠or 1975?Because the baked beans of banking are hot, fast, and ready. Just like your money should be.
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