Heartfelt Greetings to all our lovelorn listeners!

Whether you happen to be a doomed romantic, deranged lonely heart, or a self-sufficient singleton… THIS SHOW IS GUARANTEED to get your blood pumping!Mike & Tim are back, wearing their hearts on their sleeves (in this case, quite literally) with a pulse pounding collection of Valentine’s Day frights handpicked from their chocolate box of blood-soaked delights! Six carnage confections await you… eager for discovery, spanning the early 80’s slasher boom all the way up to a pair of shockers currently stalking a theater near you!So, don your sexiest outfit, invite your special friend over, & dive into a night filled with equal parts passion & psychosis!

Don’t Open This Podcast are about to get their FREAK on with EPISODE 71 : BE MY VALENTINE… OR ELSE!!