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A baby on the bed, a Bernese patrolling the floor, and a mic balanced on a pillow—somehow we turned the chaos into one of our sharpest, funniest weeks of picks yet. We opened with a lean recap of week nine and a moment of respect for the passing of Marshawn Kneeland, then flipped the usual analysis on its head: make selections by the “hotter quarterback” and use that as a proxy for swagger, composure, and leadership under pressure.

Amy returns with her unfiltered eye for QB confidence—Baker’s steady vibe, Lamar’s superstar calm, Josh Allen’s command—and we stress-test the premise across the slate. Raiders-Broncos, Falcons-Colts, Browns-Jets, Saints-Panthers, Patriots-Bucs, Ravens-Vikings, Bills-Dolphins, Giants-Bears, Jags-Texans, Cardinals-Seahawks, Lions-Commanders, Rams-49ers, Eagles-Packers, and Steelers-Chargers all get the treatment. We talk injuries and depth charts, why some photos scream poise while others hint at chaos, and how those vibes sometimes mirror real edges like protection schemes, OC trust, and two-minute execution. It’s playful, but it’s also a reminder that confidence—real or perceived—shapes outcomes on fourth-and-short more than spreadsheets admit.

We wrap with a clean, listener-friendly parlay: Bears, Seahawks, and Lions on the moneyline for a tidy plus-money return, plus a quick rundown of the odds and why each leg earns its spot. Between picks, you’ll hear family Halloween stories, candy negotiations, and a few audible laughs that keep the energy warm and real. If you want NFL picks with both personality and purpose—and a framework that forces you to explain your edge—you’re in the right place.

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