Between Thanksgiving and Christmas

Between Pictures of Guys Chopping Wood and Broadway Premieres

Between the Happy Medium and Sully Sullenberger

Between Dressing Up For Bette Midler and Hooking Up With A Warlock

Between Horrendous Plane Snacks & Fender Benders

Between Shedding on Halloween and

Between Cool, Chill Weed Stores and Overrated Holidays

Between A Perfect Skin Routine and a Traumatizing College Experience

Between The Only One On Drugs and Spooky Adventures

Between Dying Alone In An Old Folks Home and Loitering At The Coffee Shop

Between Text Messages That Shouldn't Be Sent and Hershey Pennsylvania

Between Dungeons and Dragons and A Life On The High Seas

Between Powderpuff Football and Kathy Bates From "Misery"

Between Frightening Neck Trauma and Fat Guy Sports

Between Everyone's Inside Bits and Who Let The Dogs Out

Between Navigating A Polyamorous Jungle and A Fapping Wacker

Between Hospitals With Fish Tanks and High Octane Sexting

Between Straight Men With Cat Photos In Instagram And Celebrated Muckbangs

Between Never Talking About That Guy Again and The Tragedy of Being A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

Between Handstands In The Pool and Getting High In Disney World