The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive.

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9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA

9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI

9/26 - Sarasota, FL

9/27 - Melbourne, FL

9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL

9/29 - Jacksonville, FL

10/3 - Lima, OH

10/4 - Shipshewana, IN

10/5 - Shipshewana, IN

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10/17 - Cheyenne, WY

10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD

10/19 - Denver, CO

10/31 - Bakersfield, CA

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11/7 - Savannah, GA

11/8 - Athens, GA

11/9 - Augusta, GA

11/10 - Bristol, TN

11/21 - Midland, TX

11/22 - Lubbock, TX

11/23 - Dallas, TX

12/7 - Chicago, IL

12/8 - Davenport, IA

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