Joe McGucken goes full professional talking head this week, and Darren is only too happy to wind him up and let him go.

And it all begins when one listener baits him into making the case for getting rid of traffic lights, which Joe needs no second invitation to get right on board with. It’s not long before we end up with the rules of the road being everyone gets the right of way, no buses and a city mired in chaos and confusion.

And that’s before we get to the death of the 123 bus.

The rats are back, and being given far better press than we gave them last week – although things take a somewhat sad turn. Sad and silly, and we also get some strange Michael Jackson rat trivia.

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