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Briefing 74--Rest assured, no intelligent species will ever attempt to contact humanity.

Briefing 74--Rest assured, no intelligent species will ever attempt to contact humanity.

Update: 2021-11-18
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Whether or not you believe in alien life or other worlds, rest assured if they do exist, they will never contact us. We are collectively the equivalent of cavemen and just a tad intellectually above flinging our own poop at each other. I made a list of the most bizarre and backward events that have occured in the recent past. If after listening to this you still believe we are on the short list for alien contact than I suggest next time you break the Prozac tablets in half.

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Briefing 74--Rest assured, no intelligent species will ever attempt to contact humanity.

Briefing 74--Rest assured, no intelligent species will ever attempt to contact humanity.