Bryan's Squirrel Saga
Digest
The podcast episode begins with the speaker reflecting on their experience managing a department and the life lessons learned along the way. They then discuss the unexpected hurricane in Atlanta and the arrival of their nephew, Gustavo. The speaker provides an update on their health journey and explains the rescheduling of their shows for early 2025. They also discuss the success of a podcast featuring two brothers and the recent rise to fame of the "Hot Tour Girl," a woman who went viral for a drunken interview. The speaker proposes a cereal sponsorship for their podcast, considering various brands and their suitability for their show's image. They discuss their preference for cream and cereal, highlighting the cultural differences in sour cream and crema, and exploring potential cereal brands for a sponsorship. The speaker continues to brainstorm cereal brands that align with their podcast's image, considering options like Golden Grams, Honey Bunches of Oats, and O's. They compare the lucrative podcast deals of Joe Rogan and the "Hot Tour Girl," discussing the strategies employed to gain fame and capitalize on viral moments. The speaker analyzes the "Hot Tour Girl's" podcast, questioning its longevity and the effectiveness of her strategy to extend her 15 minutes of fame. They discuss the reasons behind guests appearing on their podcast, highlighting the concept of being "on the way up" or "on the way down," and the challenges of achieving exclusivity in the podcasting world. The speaker recounts their experience with Nikki Jam's exclusive interview, discussing the PR strategies involved, the challenges of maintaining exclusivity, and the importance of authenticity in interviews. They share the story of Trump calling Nikki Jam a "girl" at a rally, discussing Nikki Jam's response and the subsequent deletion of Trump-related content from his social media. The speaker recounts a series of encounters with wildlife in their backyard, culminating in the discovery of a dying squirrel, which prompts a series of attempts to rescue it. They detail their efforts to nurse the squirrel back to health, including researching online, searching for appropriate food, and attempting to feed it water and puppy formula. The speaker describes their growing empathy for the squirrel, naming it Peaches and attempting to provide it with water and puppy formula, leading to a frantic search for the formula at various stores. They recount their frantic drive to PetSmart to purchase puppy formula, sharing their story with employees and receiving unexpected support and advice. The speaker describes the squirrel's apparent recovery after receiving formula, leading to a decision to bring it inside the house, despite concerns about mites and potential risks. They discuss the decision to give the squirrel a bath, leading to a humorous scene of chaos and the squirrel becoming the speaker's new best friend. The speaker explores ways to remove mites from the squirrel, considering a bath and researching options for squirrel rehabilitation, ultimately finding a wildlife rescue organization. The episode recounts a hilarious and heartwarming story of the host's attempt to find a home for a baby squirrel with head trauma. Despite facing numerous obstacles, including a tropical storm and a confusing series of texts, the host successfully delivers the squirrel to a dedicated wildlife rehabilitator. The host discusses the challenges of maintaining a pool during a heavy storm, ultimately deciding to call a professional pool guy for assistance. This segment highlights the importance of knowing when to ask for help and the frustration of dealing with unexpected issues. The host provides updates on upcoming live shows in 2025 and reminds listeners about refunds for canceled Florida shows. The episode concludes with contact information for the podcast, encouraging listeners to reach out with questions, comments, or content ideas.
Outlines
Managing a Department, Life Lessons, and Unexpected Events
The speaker reflects on their experience managing a department and the life lessons learned along the way. They also discuss the unexpected hurricane in Atlanta and the arrival of their nephew, Gustavo.
Health Update, Rescheduled Shows, and Podcast Success
The speaker provides an update on their health journey, thanking those who have reached out and explaining the rescheduling of their shows for early 2025. They also discuss the success of a podcast featuring two brothers and the recent rise to fame of the "Hot Tour Girl."
Cereal Sponsorship and Brand Identity
The speaker proposes a cereal sponsorship for their podcast, considering various brands and their suitability for their show's image. They discuss their preference for cream and cereal, highlighting the cultural differences in sour cream and crema, and exploring potential cereal brands for a sponsorship.
Podcast Deals, Viral Fame, and the "Hot Tour Girl's" Strategy
The speaker compares the lucrative podcast deals of Joe Rogan and the "Hot Tour Girl," discussing the strategies employed to gain fame and capitalize on viral moments. They analyze the "Hot Tour Girl's" podcast, questioning its longevity and the effectiveness of her strategy to extend her 15 minutes of fame.
Podcast Guests, Exclusivity, and Nikki Jam's Interview
The speaker discusses the reasons behind guests appearing on their podcast, highlighting the concept of being "on the way up" or "on the way down," and the challenges of achieving exclusivity in the podcasting world. They recount their experience with Nikki Jam's exclusive interview, discussing the PR strategies involved, the challenges of maintaining exclusivity, and the importance of authenticity in interviews.
Wildlife Encounters and the Dying Squirrel
The speaker recounts a series of encounters with wildlife in their backyard, culminating in the discovery of a dying squirrel, which prompts a series of attempts to rescue it. They detail their efforts to nurse the squirrel back to health, including researching online, searching for appropriate food, and attempting to feed it water and puppy formula.
The Squirrel's Recovery and the Decision to Bring it Inside
The speaker describes the squirrel's apparent recovery after receiving formula, leading to a decision to bring it inside the house, despite concerns about mites and potential risks. They discuss the decision to give the squirrel a bath, leading to a humorous scene of chaos and the squirrel becoming the speaker's new best friend.
The Squirrel Rescue Mission
The episode recounts a hilarious and heartwarming story of the host's attempt to find a home for a baby squirrel with head trauma. Despite facing numerous obstacles, including a tropical storm and a confusing series of texts, the host successfully delivers the squirrel to a dedicated wildlife rehabilitator.
Pool Problems, Show Updates, and Contact Information
The host discusses the challenges of maintaining a pool during a heavy storm, ultimately deciding to call a professional pool guy for assistance. This segment highlights the importance of knowing when to ask for help and the frustration of dealing with unexpected issues. The host provides updates on upcoming live shows in 2025 and reminds listeners about refunds for canceled Florida shows. The episode concludes with contact information for the podcast, encouraging listeners to reach out with questions, comments, or content ideas.
Keywords
Hypercalcemia
A condition characterized by high levels of calcium in the blood, often caused by overactive parathyroid glands.
Squirrel Formula
A specialized formula designed for baby squirrels, providing essential nutrients and vitamins for their growth and development.
Trauma Dumping
The act of sharing a large amount of personal information or emotional distress with someone, often without their full consent or ability to process it.
Mites
Tiny, parasitic insects that feed on the blood of animals, often causing irritation and discomfort.
Pest Control
The process of managing and eliminating pests, such as insects, rodents, and other animals, from a specific area.
Wildlife Rescue
Organizations dedicated to rescuing and rehabilitating injured or orphaned wild animals, providing care and support until they can be released back into the wild.
Wildlife Rehabilitation
The practice of caring for injured, sick, or orphaned wild animals with the goal of returning them to their natural habitat. This involves providing medical treatment, nutrition, and a safe environment for recovery.
Head Trauma
An injury to the brain caused by a blow to the head or a sudden movement of the head. Symptoms can range from mild to severe and may include headaches, dizziness, confusion, and loss of consciousness.
Squirrel Concussion
A type of head trauma that affects the brain's ability to function properly. Symptoms in squirrels can include weakness, disorientation, and difficulty moving.
Tropical Storm
A type of storm system with winds of 39 to 73 miles per hour. Tropical storms can bring heavy rain, flooding, and strong winds, posing a threat to human life and property.
Pool Overflow
A situation where the water level in a swimming pool rises above the designated capacity, often due to heavy rainfall or improper drainage. This can lead to damage to the pool and surrounding areas.
Q&A
What is the "Hot Tour Girl's" strategy for extending her 15 minutes of fame?
The "Hot Tour Girl" is using a well-worn path to fame, including launching a podcast, securing representation from a major agency, and leveraging her viral moment to gain media attention and potential opportunities in television and reality shows.
Why did the speaker decide to bring the squirrel inside the house?
The speaker initially hesitated but ultimately decided to bring the squirrel inside after realizing that leaving it outside would expose it to predators and harsh weather conditions.
What happened to the squirrel after the speaker brought it inside?
The squirrel appeared to recover after receiving formula and seemed to be nesting comfortably in the box. The speaker planned to continue caring for it until they could find a wildlife rescue organization.
What challenges did the host face while trying to find a home for the baby squirrel?
The host encountered a tropical storm, a confusing series of texts from the rehabilitator, and a long drive to the final location. Despite these obstacles, the host persevered and successfully delivered the squirrel to its new home.
What did the host learn from the experience of rescuing the squirrel?
The host realized the importance of seeking help from experts and the value of compassion for animals. The experience also highlighted the host's own tendency to focus on personal convenience rather than the needs of others.
What advice did the host receive regarding the pool problem?
The host's partner advised them to call a professional pool guy, acknowledging that the host was not equipped to handle the situation effectively. This advice emphasizes the importance of recognizing one's limitations and seeking professional assistance when necessary.
Show Notes
Episode #608: If you ever think Bryan is being too mean to Blue, just re-listen to this episode and feel your heart fill with squirrelly warmth.
- Hurricane Helene
- Bryan’s neck, back, pussy, and crack
- Cream and grapenuts!
- We actually did get the nicky jam exclusive
- Deers!
- Bryan’s squirrel saga
- Practice safe squirrel rescue
- He’s the SAVIOR!
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