Milky Pools & Jell-O Frogs
Milky Pools & Jell-O FrogsDigest
The episode begins with a casual conversation about food and plans to watch a scary movie. The hosts then introduce "The Commercial Break" and discuss the day's news, including interest rate cuts and a car purchase. They delve into major news stories, such as a cyberattack on Hezbollah and the arrest of P. Diddy on multiple charges. Brian recounts his struggles with maintaining his pool, including a disastrous attempt to fix the pH balance with baking soda. The hosts then discuss a list of the rudest cities in America, with Miami topping the list, and delve into a survey that ranks states by sexual satisfaction, with Oklahoma coming in first. The hosts announce their upcoming live shows in Dania Beach and Orlando, encouraging listeners to purchase tickets. The podcast concludes with a heartfelt message of love and appreciation to the listeners, expressing gratitude for their support and bidding farewell until their next live episode.
Outlines
The Commercial Break: News, Pool Problems, and More
The episode kicks off with a casual conversation about food and plans to watch a scary movie, before diving into news stories, including interest rate cuts, a cyberattack on Hezbollah, and the arrest of P. Diddy. Brian shares his struggles with maintaining his pool, leading to a disastrous attempt to fix the pH balance with baking soda.
Rudeness and Sexual Satisfaction: A Survey
The hosts discuss a list of the rudest cities in America, with Miami topping the list, and delve into a survey that ranks states by sexual satisfaction, with Oklahoma coming in first.
Live Shows and Farewell
The hosts announce their upcoming live shows in Dania Beach and Orlando, encouraging listeners to purchase tickets. The podcast concludes with a heartfelt message of love and appreciation to the listeners, expressing gratitude for their support and bidding farewell until their next live episode.
Keywords
Interest Rates
The rate at which banks lend money to each other, influencing borrowing costs for individuals and businesses.
Hezbollah
A Lebanese Shia political party and militant group with a history of conflict with Israel.
P. Diddy
A renowned American rapper, record producer, and entrepreneur, known for his musical career and business ventures.
Pool Maintenance
The process of keeping a swimming pool clean, sanitized, and in good working order, including chemical balancing, filtration, and cleaning.
Rudest Cities
A list of cities ranked based on their perceived rudeness, often based on surveys and public perception.
Sexual Satisfaction
A measure of an individual's overall satisfaction with their sexual experiences and relationships.
Q&A
What are some of the major news stories discussed in this episode?
The episode covers a range of news topics, including interest rate cuts, a cyberattack on Hezbollah, and the arrest of P. Diddy on multiple charges.
What are some of the challenges Brian faces in maintaining his pool?
Brian struggles with maintaining the proper chemical balance in his pool, leading to a disastrous attempt to fix the pH balance with baking soda. He also encounters a variety of wildlife, including frogs, moles, and squirrels, in his pool.
What are some of the cities and states that are considered the rudest and most sexually satisfied in the country?
Miami is ranked as the rudest city in America, while Oklahoma is considered the most sexually satisfied state. Other cities on the rudest list include Philadelphia, Tampa, Louisville, and Oakland.
What are some of the upcoming events for "The Commercial Break" podcast?
The hosts announce their upcoming live shows in Dania Beach and Orlando, encouraging listeners to purchase tickets. They also provide information on how to contact them and access their website.
What is the main message conveyed at the end of the podcast?
The hosts express their love and appreciation for the listeners, thanking them for their support and looking forward to their next live episode.
Show Notes
Episode #602: Bryan takes us down the rabbit hole that is his pool, and I mean that in the most literal sense.
- Big day for news!
- Pagers exploding
- P. Diddy craziness
- You could have had it all (shoutout to Adele)
- Check the perimeter!
- Bryan’s pool drama
- Squirrels whittling their teeth
- Bryan shocks his pool
- A dead mole! And a frog!
- A gay squirrel bath house
- The pool company & Home Depot’s Halloween section
- Juicy info
- The rudest city in America
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