Thank you for cunts!

I might punch out a window... so I guess that's cool

I've seen those retarded people at the gas pumps lately...

Whooooooooo!!!

You need a glass of water and a jog tubbo!

My mom and her chihuahua have mange...

I literally know nothing about this episode

Bugs Bunny Fleshlight?

Butt Crack Floot Flies?

You are the polar opposite of Mr. Beast!

With my new medication I can drink unlimited beers!

You went to the Drinkin' Bros podcast?

Seafood dumpster in the desert scented wiener cleaner!

Just lay that bitch on the counter and give it a smack with a hammer!

Cooking Dr. Pepper and selling it as heroin!

You can't put that traffic cone there...

Unsanctioned fighting at work!

Boobies do earn a lot of trust!

The episode I shouldn't post...

DEF fluid tastes like cow urine!