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CREATION: Dirtbag Adam vs. Rookie God

CREATION: Dirtbag Adam vs. Rookie God

Update: 2020-05-04

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Genesis 1-5! Release the Sea Monster Cut!
Please bear with God, it's His first day on the job!
Wait, how many Gods are here?
Someone please put Eve in charge
Please stop pooping on Cain's rutabagas
Snake might not be Satan btw
Extended Universe lore from John Milton
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CREATION: Dirtbag Adam vs. Rookie God

CREATION: Dirtbag Adam vs. Rookie God

Jason Kirk, Emily Kirk