---EPISODE FOUR---

This week, Ryan and Blake delve into the wonders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss universe. They explore umbrellas, feather dusters and tin cans while doing the mashed potato and murdering an innocent moist towelette. Blake also envigorated his lettuce, while Ryan takes a short nap, Sleeping Beauty style.

Invited guests included Oprah Winfrey, Attorney-General Christian Porter and Colonel Klink from Hogan's Heroes. Winfrey was opening a bakerie in San Luis Obispo, while Porter was on stress leave. Colonel Klink couldn't be contacted, as the show ended 30 years ago, and the war 80 years ago. We then attempted to contact Sen. Eric Abetz, but decided not to, as that would be worse.