If The Weeknd's "Can't Feel My Face" was a Christmas song, it'd be this.

Produced by Local Business Comedy (Joey Clift, Nick Gligor, Stephen Perlstein) 

Vocals by Kevin Stafford - www.kindredthroats.com 

Written by Joey Clift www.joeyclift.com

Produced and Engineered by Matthew Margallo & Shaun Day 

Recorded at Starburns Industries. 

Special thanks to Dustin Marshall https://twitter.com/DustinMartian, Noah Eberhart https://twitter.com/noaheberhart, Jason Smith, & everyone at Feral Audio

Instrumentals Courtesy of Plaxis MusicProductions https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUqd4aViktb9oSWUbiIj_kA

Local Business is a new sketch comedy group helmed by Joey Clift (Wabbit, Cracked), Nick Gligor (Fox ADHD, Cracked), and Stephen Perlstein (Wabbit, UCB Comedy). Corporations are not people, but Local Business is!

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