Carolyn lost a bike race to a 10 year old boy

Mission Impossible 8 (9?): Please god let this be the final reckoning

You don't have to remove your shoes but you can't use our bathroom

We was 3-wheelin' the whip!

Fantastic 4 more like Fantastic Bore amirite?!

My birthday cookie was on clearance, I took an Alabama shower for my plane friends & I was fork shamed

Mullet Breakfast & That Fly is Authentic

The arduous hair blowdrying trilogy

I went full Karen with Carin!

Moist vs Raw (we're talking about cookies here, you pervert!)

i dont get outta bed for anything less than eight hundred million dollars

"I don't care if it's fake gold."

We watched our neighbour eat pasta

The waitress is laughing at you!!

I have a strict "I'm not gonna like your photo" policy

Ricky Martin versus Bo Jackson

Would you let your mechanic drink beer while working on your car to save $300?

Meineke is a scam & we watched that movie Weapons

The LLVMJ WeightLifting Club has disbanded

Formerly cage free chickens