Quarantine has gotten to Jess (aka Florence Treesong) so badly that's she's accidentally written eight chapters of an erotic romance story in order to feel less alone. Friend and comrade Adam attempts to break down the first chapter of The Many Passions of Jacqueline Hollenberry, in which we first meet our bodacious heroine. She is waiting on the beach for her eternal true love, Englebert Jenkins - however, the course of true love never did run smooth for young Jacqueline...