“Tell me more about these hags. Are they beautiful creatures, just as I believe they are?”

We return to the lackluster life of Bill Tell, who previously denied paternity to the Ing Lord Guam. In this chapter, he attempts to publish his prophetic book Rupture, only to be interrupted by a number of very familiar faces.

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