Count's Log

Stardate 78630.8

Wednesday morning - infiltrate Parliament. Find way into PMQs and discover something shocking the gentlemen's toilets.

Thursday morning - Record cracking interview with broadcasting legend Charles Nove. Decide to wait until after Kier meets Donald in case there's anything noteworthy.

Friday morning - Record the opening to the podcast and send to the human production team.

Friday afternoon - Instruct the human production team to STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING and watch the unfolding Oval Office cluster****.

Saturday morning - Re-record the opening to the podcast once we've all processed just what the S***clown & his mate the Hillbilly Himmler were doing.

Saturday afternoon - share this incredible episode of the podcast with the world.

Quiet week on Earth.

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