Sh*t is pretty weird right now, wouldn't you agree? It seems like the weirder things get the more connected we are with each other and the world around us- which can be pretty terrifying. I realized a long time ago that my Bermuda Triangle of a life was intertwined with everyone else's through some sick cruel joke or scary story that hasn't ended.  Now, I am all grown up and a "responsible adult" with kiddos of my own. LIfe should be settled for me, right?!

HAHA. WRONG. 

The only difference between my childhood past and my adult present is I have a better understanding of the world around me, I can connect the dots and I can march my a$$ down to the voting polls every four Novembers and make a change! Right?! RIGHT?! *Nervous laugh*

Sit back, relax, ignore the kids for a few minutes and let's have some story time, shall we? This is Part 1 of Circles and Triangles- my introduction to my first autobiographical podcast and how my never-ending experiences intertwine with the world's ancient evils, power hungry leaders, soul-sucking perverts and all the supernatural elements (both man-made and real) that come along with it. Then, you can decide what you want to do with this information. 

WARNING: Sh*t gets WEIRD. Like REALLY WEIRD.