John Kirby calls after an injury sustained as a result of an extraterrestrial abduction.

CW: thinly veiled allusion to a somewhat sexual alien encounter, allusion to poverty

Episode Transcript 

Improvised by David “Mr. Iron” Turvaville and Saph the Something, based on a concept from Mr. Iron. 

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Artwork by Ash Leddy

Credits music is "music elevator" by Jay_You with additional sound effects by AnthonyRamirez, JayeWilde, stijn, kyles, and ondrosik on freesound.org. Call center background noise via Soothing Sounds to Concentrate on YouTube.