*in the voice of Julie Andrews*

Dearest Gentle Listener,
Now, you didn't think we'd forgotten to maintain our ongoing commitment to providing you Patreon content content, did you? Well, worry not little lamb, your shepherds haven't forgotten you. In this episode you can look forward to such delights as thus, as well as the story of the only female judge in the Book of Judges. This is the story of Deborah, of course. Do not underestimate this gentlelady, for she and her bestie Jael deliver the fuck out of Israel in the most horrid of manners. Also discussed is the pivotal Carriage Scene in the latest season of Bridgerton, which is not related to the Bible at all. Oh, the scandal.

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