We are back with another Second Chance At Love for some of our monstrous singletons who didn’t make the cut in previous episodes! Winning out this week is the Alabama Metalman, an alien/cryptid/potential superhero who more or less ruined the life of a local police chief. Even cryptids are living that ACAB life it seems. So strap on and strap in for a shiny short king with some serious hops and lots of talk about corn!

Featuring: A stable of monsters frothing at the mouth(s) - Alabama twang - Police Chief of F***ville - The dangers of corn - shiny short king in a cornfield - Smallville meets Futurama - Don’t listen to your wife when it comes to aliens - A man lives out a sad country song - Best advice for photographing the supernatural - Is hoaxing worth it? No.

CW: Brief mention of spiders and creepy crawlies (6:45 - 7:45 ), mentions of police throughout, brief mention of automobile accidents (16:30 - 17:00 ), a person having a real rough time in life - job loss, loss of credibility, divorce, home loss, bullying, gangstalking, etc. (basically the entire second half of the episode)

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