Grab your helmet and hang on to your britches, ‘cause this episode of the Simple Minds Sports Show is more chaotic than a possum in a moonshine distillery. Chief Bobby kicks things off with another dangerously stupid round of This or That—featuring choices no sane man should ever have to make. Would you rather start beef with a biker gang or... well, you'll just have to listen.

Then it’s time for the Simplest Minds of the Week, where we salute some world-class dumbasses—from Jokic's horse-head heist to some twins Down Under that made us question evolution. Oh, and we also witnessed a horse dive off a platform like it’s trying out for SeaWorld.

If you like your sports talk like your meatloaf—unfiltered, undercooked, and slightly offensive—this episode is for you. Let’s get dumb.

📝 Show Notes:

🧠 THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY

Chief Bobby asks the questions no one should have to answer:

• Fresh tomatoes 🍅 or fresh bread 🍞
• Never wash your hands again 🙌 or never wash your hair again 💇‍♂️
• Peek at a dong at the urinal 🍆 or creep on a mystery pooper in the stall 🚽
• Pizza cut party-style (squares) 🍕 or good ol' fashioned slices 🔪
• Start beef with a biker gang 🏍️ or ram your hog into your boss’s wife 🐷💥
• Get picked up for work by a school bus 🚌 or need a chaperone on all evening outings 🕵️‍♂️
• Ice cream solo 🍨 or with sprinkles 🌈
• Sandwich with the meat as the “bread” 🥪 or condiments lathered on the outside 🤢

💩 SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

The Dumbass Hall of Fame inductees for this week:

• Face Off – The fellas debate the dumbest of the dumb.
• Jokic Horse Head – See for yourself
• Horse Diving Clip – Yes, it's a real thing. Watch here
• Aussie Twins – Straight outta Darwin

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