In the fifth installment of his hilarious true life essays about "Life with Parkinson's disease, and the other crap that annoys me," Bill Schmalfeldt discusses the UP side of the disease, bonking his head on a kitchen cabinet while killing ants (pain and pleasure!), more of his "bad radio" dreams, and a few words on speech difficulties.

100% of the author proceeds from this book will be donated to the National Parkinson Foundation and the Charles DBS Fund at Vanderbilt... so feel free to listen without donating and try not to let the guilt BOTHER you.

Bill blogs daily at Parky Bill's Parkinson's Disease Place.