What better way to adopt a whole new appreciation for your local, murky, gravelly swim spots than by learning about some truly treacherous things that live beneath the water? Grotesque creatures! Creatures with huge, pointy teeth! Creatures that most people never encounter in the wild, but some maniacs go out of their way to swim beside for thousands of miles in order to break some kind of record or make a point about besmirched bodies of water or something.

Join us for this episode wherein Aratrice and Fae cover five deadly water dwellers, all of which inhabit the same treacherous river, as well as one surprisingly deadly land dweller. And don't forget to like, subscribe, leave a review, and share the show with friends! After all, you do get to listen for free without ads so you owe us a liiiiiittle something in return. Actually, those four things are big somethings to us, but we didn't want put too much pressure on you; we're still in the early stages of this relationship.