This is a part 2. Why two parts, you may ask? Is the episode so bursting with juicy content that we had to split it? Uh...yes. For sure. It has nothing at all to do with incompetence. And it certainly was not Justin's fault. To be very clear, Justin is not an idiot. He is not a complete reet. He's not a dumb-@SS, cortex-deficient, j*zz-brained, IQ-challenged, instructions-on-shampoo-reading, white trash, b*stard-born, frickn c*nty c*nt, son-of-a-motherless-fatherless-slutty-ectoplasmic- protoplasm of a lying dog-faced pony-soldier who's the singular reason God abandoned us. Just in case you were about to accuse him of all that, I can say that's definitely not completely 100% absolutely without a doubt true. Not at all.

 And in case you'r confused right now, what i'm saying is Justin is basically perfect. Not to start rumors, but have you even seen him and Jesus in the same room together? Since i'm an atheist, this means I don't believe in Justin. Do you have proof Justin exists? You do? Will this means I must be condescending to you and claim your an ignorant backwards gay-hating, puppy-hating, gay-puppy-hating, vile mustache- twisting villain that wants to stop all fun from existing. That's what my Bible the Origin of the Species says to do in Hail Satan. Chapter 1, Verse 19.