Oops! All Internet Dumbs! Jessica’s back after a 5-month hiatus and we talk about very current events like the Titan submersible implosion, the death of Sean Connery, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, and Gary Larson’s The Far Side. 

Other topics include CAPTCHA, Bing.com, more Bing.com, going to the dentist, Dissociative Identity Disorder, and more. Plus, a 2005 Cosmopolitan's  "Great Ways to Spend a Weekend With Him" will have you eating giant paninis and boning at your friend's house next Saturday night. And finally, we F**k/Marry/Kill three times of day. Yeah, we did that.

Also, if you haven't left us a good review on the podcast thing, we are mad AND disappointed. Give us the external validation we so desperately need to survive.

Main Stories:
00:17:20 - Rick Moranis (horny)
00:23:55 - Bing.com (horny)
00:32:10 - Bing.com (gripe)
00:34:50 - Dentist (gripe)
00:46:00 - Cosmo's "Great Ways to Spend a Weekend With Him" (2005)
00:58:00 - Internet Dumb: The Far Side on Facebook
01:07:55 - FMK: 5am, 12pm, 5pm