CHAPTER ONE: TINOK ET OHR.

The wandering party is met by an unsettled Rosavalda and Thornbolt. Ken gives warm greeting to a flock of innocuous bats. Our heroes introduce themselves and their sometime creepy gothic trinkets. Lisbet inspires with her prolific use of prestidigitation.

"I did it all for the nookie, the nookie. So you can take that cookie..." -Lord von Durst the Lympbyscut, in the Year Nineteen Ninety-of-nines of Our Lord JesuCrist.com.

Will you answer?

This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.