I’ve finally broken down and accepted the fact that the only way forward with this project is to humbly ask you for your direct patronage. Kind of.

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Credits:

Produced, written and performed by Scott Pinkmountain

Voices:

Tina Karisch – Deutschesprachedinge

Lindsay Beamish – just trying to help

Music:

Ellington, Mingus, Roach – Caravan

Myles Boisen Past - Present - Future – Everything I Have is Yours

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – Spanish Flea

Hank Mobley – Dis Dis

Katherine Hoover – Winter Spirits for Solo Flute

J.J. Johnson – Minor Blues

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass – A Walk in the Black Forest

Chet Baker – Thank Heaven for Little Girls

Gino Robair – Cup #1 and Cup #2

Moon Boots – Hold Me Tight

John Coltrane – Crescent

David Bowie – Rock and Roll Suicide

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