JUST TO BE CLEAR, we did do a theme song for today's Getting Hot with the Dogs, but I cut the whole thing because it was truly horrible to the human ear. GROWTH CAN STILL HAPPEN, PEOPLE.

Today's episode also features Potato Head and the wooden shoe-tying practice shoe SOME OF US had to use as children. 

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