Well, uh... fate does not smile on the Whippy Bois this week so.... uh... here we go with this high octane gem!

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Hey-hey Citizens! Pull up a warm cuppa and settle in for some real-world weirdness ‘round the holiday ornament of your choice! With Christmas right around the corner, let’s check out what those guys hosting the best weird news podcast of all time are talking about. Hmm. Looks like Shaun’s focused on some crazy, Memento-style approach to a story involving a squatter, a nosy neighbor, and a VERY busy skull, whilst Phil gets us all hyper with a new study that investigates how caffeine might be able to help improve visual acuity! And oh boy, Citizens, A NEW GAME! Woo! So that’s one part spooky-fun, one part mind-rush, one part GAME. Sounds like business as usual (MEANING AWESOME AND NOT ON TOO MUCH COFFEE AT ALL!)…on THE WHIPAROUND!

LINKS! 

See Shaun in Civic Theater's A Christmas Carol!

The Whiparound Merch Emporium!

~Trainwreck Headlines!~

Woman runs over husband twice because of a bowling ball

San Francisco suspends cannabis tax to help dispensaries compete with drug dealers

Study finds that Colorado leads the nation in "dog poop complaints."

Counter Conference: Anti-cancel culture event cancelled

Jaques Tits, the mathematician behind Tits buildings, the Tits alternative, the Tits group, and the Tits metric, has died at 91

 ~Shaun's Cabinet of the Macabre (or the Macabrenet)!~

California police discover skull of man thought to have killed himself by guillotine

~Science! ...It Still Matters Damnit.~

Coffee time: Caffeine improves reaction to moving targets

Effects of caffeine ingestion on dynamic visual acuity: a placebo-controlled, double-blind, balanced-crossover study in low caffeine consumers

20 Weird Caffeine Products You Might Like

11 Unusual Sources of Caffeine (Hint: It's not Tea)

~Three For The Road!~

90 Day Fiance’s Stephanie Matto Says She’s Made $100K Selling Her Farts in Jars

Drinkers risk exceeding legal driving limit by underestimating how drunk they are

Woman, 70, Attacked by Raccoon While Hanging Christmas Lights — and Puts It in a Headlock

Utah family uses tracker to catch porch pirate

Man Drugs Ex-Girlfriend, Opens Her Eyes to unlock Phone and Steal Her Money

Uber takes its first step into the cannabis market

~Tags and Hashtags and #Tags~

Whiparound, weird, news, macabre, science, history, games, trivia, headlines, tragedy, guillotine, squatter, trophy, caffeine, vision, coffee, quinoa, queeno

#Whiparound, #weird, #news, #macabre, #science, #history, #games, #trivia, #headlines, #tragedy, #guillotine, #squatter, #trophy, #caffeine, #vision, #coffee, #quinoa, #queeno

~Our Webmistress And Her Amazing Costumery!~

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Our Webmistress’s Amazing Facebook Shop!

~Citizen Gabby! (Kazoo Noises!)~

On the Tik and Tok Site

Instagrammy Goodness!

~~~~~Sounds and Music!~~~~~

Sound effects obtained from...

www.zapsplat.com & www.soundsnap.com

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Special thanks to DanO for the awesome music!

Check out the songs from the episode and LOTS more great stuff at www.danosongs.com

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Science Music:  Feather Duster by Shane Ivers - https://www.silvermansound.com

Feather Duster by Shane Ivers is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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