The weather is going all cold, so why dontcha cuddle up with some HOT WEIRD NEWS!? And my oh my but the Whiparound has got you covered in the bizarre department this week, boy. WEEEEE-OOOO! Check it:

            Phil leads off this week with headlines. Ahem.

            But then! SCIENCE! And he’s featuring ANOTHER story about strange advances in robotics. But before you think he’s just trotting out some tired old premise, think again: this time around, the good Doctor is focused squarely on your privates! Wait. Let me rephrase that. He’s talking about ROBOTS that are good at doing stuff with your privates! …that still sounds pretty bad. But there it is: the future is now!

            After that, Shaun whisks us away to balmy, exotic India, where one man stepped up to prove his extreme eating prowess and found the power of the number 42! It’s an EGGcellent Cabinet of the Macabre this week, with dares, death, and more egg puns than you can shake a bloated cadaver at!

            Plus, of course, a game: this week, we’re trying a brand new Build-a-BLANK Workshop! Come hear! Come hear!

            And! In Three for the Road, lefty ladies smell just fine, a poser policeman makes an actual arrest in front of real cops, an Aussie with a tattoo fetish CHANGES HER EYE COLOR like only a genius would, and oh ho ho, there’s so much more!

            OUT: Cold November Rain.

            IN: THE WHIPAROUND!

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America's sex recession could lead to an economic depression

Officials: 17-year-old boy struck, killed by train while taking his senior pictures

Horsepower: Finnish Horse Show Runs on Manure

City of Vancouver passes bylaws to allow 'grave sharing'

Case report and literature review of auto-brewery syndrome: probably an underdiagnosed medical condition

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Man Dies Trying to Eat 50 Boiled Eggs for Stupid Bet

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Alien Cathouse offers 'Blade Runner' sex experience with robots

Storm Alien Cathouse for Legal Las Vegas Escorts

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Left-handed women's quirk over sense of smell

Louisiana woman arrested for allegedly selling medical excuses so high school students could get out of class

Fake cop joins a real police chase, then handcuffs suspect at gunpoint, NC cops say

UNESCO apologizes for putting underwear on nude sculptures

Cat in Houston goes viral by letting other cats free to roam around shelter

Woman goes BLIND for three weeks after getting her eyeballs tattooed

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