Death row inmate Billy Malone is nearing the end of his wait for his turn on the electric chair, recounting to the reporter the events that led him to his current predicament. It all started with an earthquake that caused a volcano to appear in his basement and a metal ring inside it that had the power to lead to different worlds, when ultimately it spits out a """Ditzy""" woman who can’t communicate with him. Will this creep get the child in a woman’s body and find his freedom when all hope seems lost, or will he take a spin on the ultimate time-out chair?

Join Velina and Zach on one of our most hated episodes of the series as we dive into not only the episode’s god-awful attempt at the noir genre, but also its usage of one of the most deplorable tropes that we are unfortunate enough to know about: Born Sexy Yesterday as our minds unravel trying to piece the plot together since the writers didn't care to. So grab your final meal and say a prayer, because this episode makes us wish we were the ones fried on the chair.

Host = Zach Zachariary

Host = Velina Velenghiskhan

Intro/Outro Song = Grave Encounters-White Bat Audio

Ending clip: FBI Open Up! clip

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