What's up, you beautiful bunch of fuckers?! It's your girl Doctor Ellie Blake, and I'm ready to give you another special edition episode of the Fuck The Status Quo podcast. Our witches and wizards are off causing mayhem in the Quidditch Cup, so I'm taking over. Today's topic is How To Not Be An Asshole, and let me tell you, folks, we could all use a little less assholeness in our lives. 

Prepare yourselves for a badass lineup of ten tips that’ll have you shedding your asshole tendencies faster than a stripper drops a sequinted G-string. We’re dishing out practical strategies, mind-bending mindset shifts, and a generous sprinkle of humor that’ll make this journey towards decency more entertaining than a night at the Three Broomsticks.

So buckle up, unless you're driving, then keep those eyes on the road, and get ready for ten tips to reduce those asshole levels. And hey, if you know someone who needs to hear this, don't hesitate to share it with them, but if you're already a goddamn saint, then feel free to share these tips on your Instagram story.. It’s like a digital high-five to your less-enlightened friends because, let’s face it, we’re all in this chaotic journey called life together. Peace out, homies! 

Remember, being a good human is the ultimate wizardry we should all strive for.

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