Ep 82 Steak Futures and BeefCoin (Council Warns of Reckless Speculation on the Last Steak on Earth) - Mono Mutante Excerpt CH 13)
Description
What happens when meat leaves the dinner table and enters the stock exchange? In this launch-week episode for Mono Mutante—a dirt-splattered eco-satire through the monoculture Midwest—we cut to a breaking bulletin from the Council on Consumable Compliance.
The charge? Corporations have launched BeefCoin™—the world’s first meat-backed cryptocurrency—and are marketing Freedom Cuts™, beef you can finance like a new pickup. A whistleblower even warns of “synthetic nostalgia,” bottled to make your backyard smell like burgers, long after the cows are gone.
From absurd speculation to the politics of appetite, this episode skewers the future of food with wit, worry, and a side of satire.
Then, we dive into Chapter 13 of Mono Mutante, where Tilly and Camas share a glass of starlight, a conversation about meat bans, and a strangely tender thought experiment about the last steak on Earth.
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🎵 Music: Dalai Lama Rides a Bike by Javier “Peke” Rodriguez
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