Dirk emerges from his coma in a broom closet only to realize his sometime best friend and co-producer at Magna Studios, Leonard Leroy, has replaced him with the British blackguard, Cyril Sedgewicke. Conjoined twin and agent to the disabled, Ed, is in on the ruse while his brother sleeps through the episode. Southern starlets are discovered and the movie "Snot" gets the green light.