Splayed over the imagined chaise lounge of their phantasmagoric mid-century modern sex dens, Geep and Reece wax poetic about the most Arch Digest worthy sex they've had to date. From dapper to derelict, our hosts' design-inspired sex stories run the gamut of breeding on furniture and breedable furniture (in hindsight, they should have touched on the axiomatic childhood curiosity that is fucking your couch cushions). Find the sexiest seat around and keep your pants zipped—they don't want you cumming on the velour!