In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Halal-ish, we’re diving deep into the world of Muslim matchmaking and the unrealistic expectations people bring to the table. From rating looks to measuring up careers, bank balances, and deen levels, we unpack the growing trend of treating relationships like a marketplace.

Why are so many people convinced they're a perfect 10 while demanding even more from a potential spouse? Is it confidence... or delusion? 👀

Tune in as we reflect, laugh, and maybe even cringe a little while exploring how modern ego, social media, and “halal dating” culture have shaped today’s standards for love.