22 years after a suspicious survival tale of whale-escapes and buffalo blood hydration in the Australian outback, the real-life inspiration for Mick “Crocodile” Dundee was torn to shreds by 12 gauge Northern Territory justice, after an amphetamine-fuelled rampage that saw several injured, a police officer dead and at least one hand blown clean off. So how in holy mothery fuck did that happen? Believe it or not, the French have a word for it, but let’s use several more to spelunk in the rabbit hole of one of Australia’s least-known terrible tales, and the discovery that Paul Hogan is human garbage.